My teeth are falling out.

Well, my teeth may be falling out.

I used to love going to the dentist when I was younger.

That fresh, clean feeling. Getting that perfect smile.

In the last year, this has taken a slippery turn for the worst.

My dad's god-awful teeth have finally caught up with me.

A root canal here. A cavity there.

My lack of dental insurance or any REAL decent dental insurance led me to NYU's dental school where a student dentist with the bedside manner of Corky ala "Life Goes On" informed me that I had THE smile that everyone was trying to attain. She also informed me ten minutes prior that I had more than a handful of cavities and a root canal and probably was going to take some of my teeth out. Great.

This started in early 09. It just turned 10. I got myself a real effin' dentist the other day. So much for paying credit card debt but at least I can still perpetrate that i have the smile that everyone would kill for.

Well, except for the fact that this shit is on the intraweb. Oh and none of my teeth are really being removed.