Lose.

The other night, after my first visit to the very homosexual institution that IS Splash's Musical Monday -- I made some bad decisions.

1. I got drunk (not really a bad decision except for the retarded decision making that then took place)

2. I forgot to use my free drink ticket before happy hour was over and then proceeded to try and play dumb to redeem it after hours, which wasn't really playing since I actually didn't know when to use it.

3. I drank a Bud Light. You see, I only allowed myself 25 dollars in cash as to not make bad decisions. And upon discovering Splash is cash only, I felt quite pleased with myself. That is until my gin & tonics exhausted nearly all my cash and I was twitching for another drink at which point a friend and I scraped our pennies together to make enough for two Bud Light bottles. Tragic.

4. Me and friend went to get McDonalds after bar.

5. I paid for double cheeseburger with my credit card.

6. I discovered something that resembled throw-up, baby food or marinara sauce on my Chucks.

7. I proceeded to go get cash in my apartment to go purchase a box of cookies at bodega.

8. Ate all of them. (8) Serving size. (1)

9. I texted someone I shouldn't have. Then freaked out when he wrote an appropriate, "?" back. I replied from my new number (which he purposefully DIDN'T have) with, "Wrong number. Sorry." Which may have looked like like, ""Wbneg bnumbr, ssory."

10. I discovered the same throw-up-pizza-sauce ish on my jeans. Passed out. Woke up at 530 am with the alcohol running through my body. Watched a bad gay-rom-com. It was really bad. Fell back asleep. Slept until noon.

Well, that's a lot of progress for 2010.